A display of mass hypocrisy...

...but at least I can say I was there!

Bonds hit his 714th HR today to tie Babe Ruth

Despite the scandal, it was pretty frickin' awesome to witness history in the making, and to be there with a couple of my best friends.

Currently stowing away my ticket stub

:)

Suri

I'm pretty sure Katie Holmes got pregnant in a very similar setting to what happened to Mia Farrow in "Rosemary's Baby".

She was tied down to an alter with old naked people standing around while she had sex with L. Ron Hubbard's animated corpse.

And you can quote me on that.