1) My mother once: performed in a talent show dressed like a California Raisin
2) Never in my life: will I live in Utah
3) When I was five: I thought I was Superman
4) High School was: was good for the social aspect
5) I will never forget: the Alamo
6) I once met: my Aunt Sharon not long before she passed on after a fatal heart attack.
7) There's this person I know who: will never understand some of my ticks.
8) Once, at a bar: I ordered a glass of water
9) By noon I'm usually: already bored at work
10) Last night: I was again freaked out by Danny Bonaducci's self-destructiveness
11) If I only had: the new Canon HD cam
12) Next time I go to church/temple: I'll try and stay awake
13) Terri Schiavo: was loved by many, but no one loved her more than her long suffering husband.
14)I like: when ladies where big fat fake pearls
15) When I turn my head left, I see: a brick wall
16) When I turn my head right, I see: an iron pillar painted the same color as the GG Bridge.
17) You know I'm lying when: ...what, and reveal my "tell", pfft
18) In grade school: I had a really bad temper and would frequently throw tantrums while totally wailing on some kid who deserved it.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare: I'd be "Dogberry" from Much Ado About Nothing
21) A better name for me would be: Sherunous
22) I have a hard time understanding: Swahili
23) If I ever go back to school: I'd have to commit totally and live off of student loans.
24) You know I like you if: I give you an honest smile.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: whoever helped me out the most on whatever the award was for.
26) I hope that: everything works out alright :/
27) Take my advice: into count
28) My ideal breakfast is: Honey Nut Cheerios with a banana and OJ
29) A song I love, but do not have is: "Detachable Penis"
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you visit 1/4 lb. Big Burger, aka "White Trash Burger"! Open 24/7
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: smell good, are valued, need to be destroyed so there aren't more Terminators and sweat a lot.
32) Why won't anyone: give me a ride to class on Tues & Thurs so I don't have to endure the 45 min train ride.
33) If you spend the night at my house: I'll probably keep you awake until 2am
34) I'd stop my wedding: if my trust were betrayed
35) The world could do without: Ashlee Simpson
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: the rectum of a cockroach
37) My favorite blonde is: Rita Hayworth in "Lady from Shanghai"
38) Paper clips are more useful than: a sack of hammers.
40) And by the way: Jay Leno isn't funny
41) The last time I was drunk,: I was dreaming
42) My grandmother always: kept butterscotch candy in a jar for me.
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